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The Simpsons is second only to Ren & Stimpy in comical value. This page is dedicated to those friendly cartoon characters from Springfield.




...I was so desperate for a beer...
Food goes in here...
Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
Mmm, beer.
My baloney has a first name...
Don't think about beer.
...Dont think about beer...
That's it, I'm outa here.
God bless those pagans.
...It's fun to smash things...
...You know that feeling you get...
Why you little
Woo Hoo
Homer eating
Mmm. Forbidden doughnut

Mr. Burns

Mother of pearl. Call my lawyers.
...Fresh victoms for my...
You, Strawberry, hit a home run...
I oughta club them and eat their bones.
Release the hounds
...Dismember the corpse...


...but I've got a story that's so scary...

Ned Flanders

What's the big brewhahaha
Hidely ho.
Flanders' theme song
Okaly dokely
Toodily doo


I find this demeaning and embarassing beyond my worse nightmares.
...Mr. Burns is a vampire...


Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies...
...One at a time...
Homer's in the hospital...


Apu - Thank you for coming. I'll see you in hell.
Barney - ...Uh oh, my heart just stopped...
Barney - Burp
Itchy & Scratchy Show song
Grandpa - ...I didn't earn it, I don't need it, but if they miss one payment I'll raise hell
Nelson - Ha ha.
Springfield police department rescue phone
Grandpa - That racoon stole my lambchop.
Barney - Uh oh, someone smells stinky...
Chief Wiggams - There's nothing like moonshine from your own still


- Krusty clip (2.4M) - Homer in battle (1.0M)

- The bumbling Springfield police (1.8M)

- Barney and his famous burp (1.4M) - Homer practices judo (2.3M)

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